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clisneyprincess:

see that girl you just called a bitch? she didn’t hear you say it louder


Posted 2 hours ago with 443,499 notes
originally prlncest


Posted 18 hours ago with 695 notes
originally marrythenightbtw

memejacker:

Reasons your fave is problematic

  • Descended from Adam and thus bears the mark of Original Sin

Posted 18 hours ago with 6,197 notes
originally memejacker

the-chandelier-swing:

Top 5 sex positions

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Posted 18 hours ago with 78,164 notes
originally the-chandelier-swing

littleredpartydress:

the day i found out god is not real


baggier:

THIS IS WORSE THAN THE MUG GIRL


Posted 20 hours ago with 48,491 notes
originally baggier


Posted 1 day ago with 49,553 notes
originally missdontcare-x

aaliyah1979-2001:

Aries: stop jackin off
Taurus: hoe and not ashamed of it
Gemini: fake
Cancer: crybaby ass
Leo: BIG Bitch and u fuckin kno it. u love it dont u.
Virgo: ethereal and always SO busy
Libra: basic
Scorpio: u are sleepy and powerful.
Sagittarius: probably like drinkin some healthy shit. u look good as hell too.
Capricorn: bitter
Aquarius: clean ur fingernails
Pisces: stop bein so stingy an love urself


Posted 1 day ago with 53,493 notes
originally aaliyah1979-2001


Posted 2 days ago with 1,923 notes
originally fyspringfield


Posted 2 days ago with 400,502 notes
originally iwishihadafather

redlobstercult2-thequickening:

seriousjones:

seriousjones:

time to watch the 5 minute preview of the simpsons/family guy crossover

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why did i watch that


Posted 3 days ago with 560 notes
originally seriousjones

  • Aries: I DONT HAVE A SUGAR DADDY
  • Taurus: IVE NEVER HAD A SUGAR DADDY
  • Gemini: IF I WANTED SUGAR DADDY YES I PROBABLY COULD GO OUT AND GET ONE
  • Cancer: BECAUSE I AM WHAT? SICKENING.
  • Leo: YOU COULD NEVER HAVE A SUGAR DADDY BECAUSE YOU ARE NOT THAT KIND OF GIRL
  • Virgo: BABY EVERYTHING I HAVE IVE WORKED FOR AND GOTTEN MYSELF
  • Libra: I HAVE BUILT MYSELF FROM THE GROUND UP YOU FUCKING BITCH
  • Scorpio: *THROWS DRINK*

citymod:

citymod:

Carrie, voiceover: That afternoon, the girls and I all decided to meet for lunch.
Miranda: I just found out something kind of disturbing-
Carrie: WELL I just met dis new guy, Irving! And I found out where he likes to cu-
Miranda: My grandmother was an axe murderer.

Carrie, voiceover: Later that evening, I got to thinking about Miranda’s connection to the past. I wondered, could giving the axe to an ex be the perfect crime, or a BIG mistake?


Posted 4 days ago with 911 notes
originally citymod


Posted 4 days ago with 1,744 notes
originally bemyhymenbreaker

lindsaychrist:

kaysars:

Jocasta telling Amber that Brittany stole a story about her kids as one of her own, then halfway thru Jocasta looks right in the camera and rolls her eyes its all part of her mist :~)


Posted 4 days ago with 1,011 notes
originally kaysars