see that girl you just called a bitch? she didn’t hear you say it louder
Reasons your fave is problematic
- Descended from Adam and thus bears the mark of Original Sin
Top 5 sex positions
- free shipping
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- "sort by price: low to high"
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the day i found out god is not real
Aries: stop jackin off
Taurus: hoe and not ashamed of it
Cancer: crybaby ass
Leo: BIG Bitch and u fuckin kno it. u love it dont u.
Virgo: ethereal and always SO busy
Scorpio: u are sleepy and powerful.
Sagittarius: probably like drinkin some healthy shit. u look good as hell too.
Aquarius: clean ur fingernails
Pisces: stop bein so stingy an love urself
time to watch the 5 minute preview of the simpsons/family guy crossover
why did i watch that
Carrie, voiceover: That afternoon, the girls and I all decided to meet for lunch.
Miranda: I just found out something kind of disturbing-
Carrie: WELL I just met dis new guy, Irving! And I found out where he likes to cu-
Miranda: My grandmother was an axe murderer.
Carrie, voiceover: Later that evening, I got to thinking about Miranda’s connection to the past. I wondered, could giving the axe to an ex be the perfect crime, or a BIG mistake?
Jocasta telling Amber that Brittany stole a story about her kids as one of her own, then halfway thru Jocasta looks right in the camera and rolls her eyes its all part of her mist :~)